Thursday, July 06, 2006

Haunted ebay!


So here I sit breathing invisible smoke (see previous article) and growing another beauteous sinus headache, which leaves me with just enough energy to pursue one of my favorite living room sports... perusing ebay for stuff I absolutely don’t need but must have!

I came across some very "interesting" ( see strange and silly) “haunted” items that I wanted to share with you.

I think most people by now have done some stupid impulse buys on ebay, I certainly I have (really), but sometime even I catch myself wondering "now who the hell would buy that?" mind you this is coming from from a person who has undoubtedly and admittedly been on the other end of that telescope.

Here are a few items that had me scratching my cabeza:

While I sit here on my ass, who’s been scrying in my glass?
http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-DEAD-WITCHS-STERLING-SILVER-SCRYING-MIRROR_W0QQitemZ120004076348QQihZ002QQcategoryZ102514QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

As if dolls weren't creepy enough…
http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-DOLL-STOP-THE-VOICES-THAT-CONTINUE-TO-WHISPER_W0QQitemZ270004471394QQihZ017QQcategoryZ19270QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I have a little voodoo doll collection of my own (I love these dang things)!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Hand-Made-Voodoo-doll-from-New-Orleans_W0QQitemZ150004475445QQihZ005QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Thank you, no, I’m trying to quit…
http://cgi.ebay.com/OOAK-HAUNTED-MURDER-WEAPON-KILLED-A-MAN-SHIV-SHANK_W0QQitemZ130003025363QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Every child’s nightmare!
http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-Ventriloquist-Clown-Doll-EYES-FOLLOW-YOU-OOAK_W0QQitemZ120003671782QQihZ002QQcategoryZ910QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

This is my absolute favorite! My husband can barely keep me from breaking into the old pay pal account for this tasty little item!
http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-VOODOO-WITCH-MUMMIFIED-HAND_W0QQitemZ130002977059QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
What can I say, I still want my mummy...



But, buyer beware! Some of the "Haunted" items you'll find on ebay especially the jewelry have doctored "orb" or "ecto" pictures! Shocking I know, but there are some thieving con-artist bastards out there taking advantage of poor gullible s.o.b.'s who are more into the fantasy of purchasing a ghost (as if) than going out and doing some old fashioned paranormal investigative gum shoe work! Silly sods...

Oh, and one more thing, if you had a fairy that could grant you any wish and they were unlimited would you really be selling it? Duh...
http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Gypsy-Witch-Jewelry-FAIRY-FAERIE-WISH-RING-FAE_W0QQitemZ110004436171QQihZ001QQcategoryZ102514QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


Find Real Products to Sell on eBay!

4 comments:

Karmyn R said...

Okay - that clown was downright scary! The mummified hand - cool - but keep those clowns out of my house!

Spooks said...

Indeed!

Anonymous said...

I feel better then I have in Years.

Spooks said...

Glad to hear it!